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I Want To Play God At Noughts And Crosses

Now, I want to Play God at this game and by doing so I aim to prove that in all of Gods Power and Infinite wisdom he can't defeat some bloke with a mere 130 IQ- all God could possibly achieve is a draw against me.

If all God can do is draw, I can surmise that my power is the equivalent of Gods (if he was wiser and more powerful than I then God would have won) God cannot be smarter than I.

Now this is a VERY simple game, and the Universe is VERY complex, which means Christians are VERY dumb. They believe God created an intricate and complex universe when he can't beat me at a simple game of Noughts and Crosses.

If God created the universe he would have made it 2D because he is too stupid to make it 3D.

Now before anyone starts saying how stupid this is I have an army of counter-arguments; for example if God decides to try and ‘trick' me with Jedi mind tricks I would introduce the counter-argument that God was so scared that in order to win he must cheat on of his children, and how can an all loving farther cheat, con and steal me of a well deserved draw.

If he does not accept my challenge then that mean in his infinite wisdom he already knows he cannot defeat me.

I will be posting my challenge this Christmas, It will be on my wish list to Santa Claus, who will sent his elves to heaven and Get a response from God.

Now, here is the REAL reason I posted this irrefutable argument against God was to convert people to the one TRUE Faith. If you wish for an eternal afterlife of bliss then please continue reading, if not, I pray for your soul.

If God is too stupid to create the universe then who did? – Well that's very simple his name is Pawn-Bocadillo, and if you translate your bible to Spanish and look at the parable ‘my sandwich is bigger than yours 13:12' it says "soy un Pawn Bocadillo, y si!, God es muy estupido n00b" – this translated to English roughly means "I am the mighty pawn Sandwich, and Yes! God is a very stupid n00b." So...