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Valcanoes

Submitted by ibdirtbikin on December 13, 2005

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scene kids like andrew jackson


First and foremost, your AIM screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x\'s you have in it, the more scene you are.

Next, go buy yourself some girl\'s jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you\'re a perfect woman\'s 2? Buy a woman\'s 0 and suck it in.

After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you\'ve never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. [Being scene, you\'re supposed to know every single band in the scene. Duh.] If people ask you about them, just say you like the \"old stuff\" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever.

Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out!

So, now you\'re dressed pretty scene, but how\'s your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself.

Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look wont get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so everyone knows that you can move in your pants. Pacing the pit involves doing a half walk-half skip across the room, while looking downwards and shaking your head. But dont mess up your hair.
Then, when the time is right [trust me, you\'ll know when] throw your arm back and hopefully, you\'ll hit someone in the face....

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