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Sound Advice
wtf
2/28/05
Ginger Ale & Fries
That's what I put down under good.
I was never good at drawing
And that was second grade
With Sister Vecolica.
She was old and scary, like in a horror movie.
One day in religion class she gave us homework for the first time.
She handed out a sheet of pa-per.
At the top is "Good", Half-way down was
E V I L
Was mid-way down the page in print
Which the Sister had said: something like the devil.
'Spose to put down what we can think up.
Good and Evil.
I never liked home-work.
Of course, I put Fame down first, that is under good.
And I al-so printed my favorite snack, Ginger Ale and Fries.
And the new priest Father Kind.
Now that's a lot of printing
And be-cause I didn't know any devils
Under bad I drew my picture.
The next day after religion class there was math.
I hated math.
And all that week I got to go to "|Servers Class" instead.
Second Grade was the first you got to go to Altar Boy Server's Class. In Server's Class all the older kids Were complaining about their homework. I told Father Kind I had handed in my first homework
assignment for religion class.
What I put for Good.
He asked me
What's under Evil?
I told him. He laughed and said mine would be the very best one.
Father Kind was awful nice
He said he'd been to heaven twice.
And when he asked for sound advice
This is what he said God said.
Sounds that go up
Unlike ones that go down
Are what people worship
Somewhere in Lost And Found
Sister Vecolica gave everyone the same grade.
On my sheet she marked an 'X' through Fame.
Next to my work of art she spelled out the letters S-E-E-M-E, but
I didn't know...
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