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Submitted by aliya on May 1, 2005
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"To e-mail, or not to e-mail..."
To e-mail, or not to e-mail: that is the question:
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The spam and Junk mails of outrageous contact list
Or to take arms against a sea of viruses
And by opposing delete them? To e-mail, to reply
No more; and by a Forward say we begin
The Junk mails and the thousands of natural Spam
That the inbox is heir to, tis a consummation
Devoutly to be fended. To e-mail, to Reply;
To Reply! Perchance to forward: ay, there's the rub;
For after that Reply, what Forwards may come,
When we have shuffled off this Inbox,
Must give us e-mails: there's the suspect
That makes Inbox of 250MB storage so small
For who would bear the spam and Junk mails all the time,
The Hacker's wrong, the chatters contumely,
The pang of un-sent messages, the Internet connection reset,
The insolence of msn and it's spurns
That members merit of unworthy e-mails,
When msn itself might it's deletion make
With a delete button? Who would these fardels bear,
To Block and Delete under a weary internet,
But that the dread of something after deletion,
The undiscovered websites, from whose browse
No navigator returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those viruses we receive
Than forward to others that we know not of?
Thus e-mails does make cowards of us all;
And thus navigators hope of renovation,
Is sicklied o'er with their lack of storage space;
And memberships of great pith and moment,
With this regard, their accounts taken away,
And lose name of theirs. So calm you now!
The fair members! Always-Online, in thy inbox
Be all my e-mails remember'd.
~Ayesha Tarar~
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