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BLACK GREEK STEREOTYPES
I can't claim authorship of this, I got it from a friend of a friend's facebook page, but it was so funny I couldn't resist.

ALPHA PHI ALPHA
Code Name: Mr. Money Maker
Intelligent is an understatement. This brother is definitely "book smart". He is usually an engineer, math or science major and usually fragile looking. They will always be proud to be the first and will let you know by stuttering it - (one, one, one, nine, oh six, oh six). Although the AKA's are his sisters, he doesn't seem to be interested in women at all. He certainly won't liven up a party; but he makes an excellent study partner.
ADVANTAGE: He will usually find a good paying job; and he's very stable and responsible.
DISADVANTAGE: He may bore you to death, or leave you for a man!

OMEGA PSI PHI
Code Name: Mr. What's Your Pleasure
He's not called a "Que Dog" for nothing! All the women on and off campus, young and old, want him because he is sexy, attractive, and extremely charismatic. He has the body of a football player and the instinct of a Spartan Infantry Warrior. He can charm the panties off ANY women he wants. If you want this brother, get ready for the roller coaster ride of your life, and hold on tight! If you don't he will slip through your fingers. Don't worry; he'll visit occasionally around midnight. Has no problem getting a woman, but has BIG problems keeping them because every time he settles down with one he likes, she cheats on him with his arch enemy - the Nupe! No man can liven up a party like he can, but you must have plenty of alcohol. Get the 30-gallon trash can out and start preparing the "Purple Passion" for the bruhs. He loves to party and hang with the Deltas, but he will marry the AKA because she is willing to put up with his crap. He did NOT go to college to become a doctor, lawyer, etc. He enrolled to become a QUE, so he is not focused on his graduation date. He just doesn't have time to study! These are the only brothers who will...