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Ten DVDs. Think of it! Ten! That's one for each of your toes. It's one for every player on the basketball court. It's all three feature films plus seven—seven!—discs' worth of bonus material, bringing the whole collection to a nice, round, satisfyingly metric number. Truly, this is all the Matrix you'll ever need and more! You couldn't sit through more Matrixcentric programming if you were the third Wachowski brother.

To stand guard over you during your marathon movie-watchin' campaign, the set also includes a handsome bust of Keanu Reeves as Neo, the role that made so many of us forget Bram Stoker's Dracula. Display it proudly on your bookshelf, mantle, or nightstand! Your knicknacks say something about you, and this gorgeous objet d'art will tell the world that your significant other is extremely indulgent or legally blind.

So you'd think that'd be all. But boy, oh, boy, would you be wrong. The Ultimate Matrix Collection also comes with an 80-page booklet suitable for reading in the bathroom during brief but biologically necessary breaks from the tube.

Immerse yourself in the imaginative universe of the Matrix! When you emerge, like Neo from his incubator pod, you'll ask: Why do my eyes hurt?

And like Morpheus, we'll answer: Dude, because you've been watching TV for like forty hours.

Features:

Over 35 Spellbinding Hours of Bonus Material
Format: color, closed-captioned, box set, dolby, widescreen
Region: Region 1
Rated: R
Studio: Warner Home Video
DVD Release Date: December 7, 2004
Disc 1: The Matrix

New digital transfer
A written introduction by the Wachowski Brothers
2 new commentaries by philosophers and critics
ROM feature
Disc 2: The Matrix Revisited

A feature-length mind-expanding look at The Matrix