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lesson of the evils of liquer. A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his
9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he ...
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A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, observe the worms closely," he said, putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher asked.
One of the students raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
Quotes To Go With Your Beer
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
- Anonymous
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
- G.K. Chesterton
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
- Ambrose Bierce
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
- Anonymous
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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