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Family Guy Draft

Family Guy
By Christian Zapata
The bizzaro GRIFFIN

Theme song

Cut into the living room the whole family is watching Jeopardy…

Man: What is testicular cancer?
Alex trebec: Actually it was what is chronic diarrhea… chronic diarrhea….
Cut back to living room
Brian: there's nothing to watch we should just go to the movies.
Peter: it takes way too long remember what happened last time we went…
(cut to a video)
A simple beat starts up and then Brian starts rapping
Brian:
"Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon,
Call up Peter just to see how he's doin'."

Peter: Hello?

Brian: What up Parnz?

Peter: Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?

Brian: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Both: NARNIA! Then it's happ'nin
Peter: 68th and Broadway!

Brian: Step on it, sucka!

Peter: What you want to
do, Brian?

Brian: Snack attack, muthaf-----!
(cut back to living room)
Peter: Fine I guess we can watch a movie
Stewie: A movie I wonder what movies there giving…
Cut to a movie trailer

DEEP NARRATOR VOICE: For years you have heard the voice( welcome to moviefone) now see the man behind the voice in MOVIE FONE the MOVIE rated r for brief nudity and strong sexual content…

Cut back to living room
Peter: Imma call quagmire to see if he can come
Lois: No remember what happened last time
Cut to the Movie Theater….
Quagmire: gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity
Man: Hey can u keep it down im trying to watch the movie
Quagmire: Oh damn it this movie blows anyways…(Apparently he was watching chronicles of narnia)
(cut back to living room)
Peter: fine fine…
Meg: So let me just get my jacket and we can go
Chris: she's going… ah I don't want to
I don't want to

Brian: wait Megs going
Peter: Who let u back in the house?
Meg: wait so I cannot
go
Peter: HOW DARE U GET OUT
She leaves crying
Brian: why do we hate this girl so much?
Flashback to WHEN THE...