Family Guy Draft
Family Guy
By Christian Zapata
The bizzaro GRIFFIN
Theme song
Cut into the living room the whole family is watching Jeopardy
Man: What is testicular cancer?
Alex trebec: Actually it was what is chronic diarrhea
chronic diarrhea
.
Cut back to living room
Brian: there's nothing to watch we should just go to the movies.
Peter: it takes way too long remember what happened last time we went
(cut to a video)
A simple beat starts up and then Brian starts rapping
Brian:
"Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon,
Call up Peter just to see how he's doin'."
Peter: Hello?
Brian: What up Parnz?
Peter: Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?
Brian: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Both: NARNIA! Then it's happ'nin
Peter: 68th and Broadway!
Brian: Step on it, sucka!
Peter: What you want to
do, Brian?
Brian: Snack attack, muthaf-----!
(cut back to living room)
Peter: Fine I guess we can watch a movie
Stewie: A movie I wonder what movies there giving
Cut to a movie trailer
DEEP NARRATOR VOICE: For years you have heard the voice( welcome to moviefone) now see the man behind the voice in MOVIE FONE the MOVIE rated r for brief nudity and strong sexual content
Cut back to living room
Peter: Imma call quagmire to see if he can come
Lois: No remember what happened last time
Cut to the Movie Theater
.
Quagmire: gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity
Man: Hey can u keep it down im trying to watch the movie
Quagmire: Oh damn it this movie blows anyways
(Apparently he was watching chronicles of narnia)
(cut back to living room)
Peter: fine...
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