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drving. Life on the Freeway While driving on America's vast freeway system,
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Submitted by alcamtep on April 4, 2007
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Life on the Freeway
While driving on America\'s vast freeway system, you will observe and have to interact with many new species and subspecies of drivers, many of which have remained unnamed by public officials. Note, I did use the Latin or scientific names in describing these drivers, because there are too many common or vulgar names for them to be properly identified. The following are some species I have recently discovered, Tailus gatus, whose evolution is in dispute, is probably descended from an insecure proto-ape, who was shy and wanted to be safe close behind the lead proto-ape. Tailus gatus goes from car to car, always maintaining the minimum distance between its car and its temporary lead car. No cure has yet been found for the rude behavior of Tailus gatus. Beautiuous parlorius, usually a female, but recently increasingly male. can be observed grooming and applying makeup at 65 miles per hour, using the rear view mirror to admire their latest facial configuration. Little heed is granted to other vehicles\' presence, unless their drivers glance over in appreciation.
Boomis boxis, whose stereo system is so loud that a nearby low-level atomic blast would hardly be noticed, can be observed on many freeways. This self-centered adolescent twit is \"Cruising down the road, diggin\' the tunes\" with not a care in the world, especially in terms of watching other drivers. It is even more unfortunate to be stuck next to Boomis boxis at a traffic light, where he is more than willing to \"share his tunes\" with hapless nearby drivers. Fortunately, Boomis boxis is usually not a speeder, since he is so focused on his music that he forgets that the central purpose of American freeways is to allow drivers to practice their racing skills for to qualify for the annual Indianapolis 500 mile Memorial Day race.
Slidus onus is closely related to the previously described Slidus officus. Slidus onus enters freeways without even acknowledging drivers...
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