Free Term Papers on The Collar Pop

OPPapers.com Essay Index >> Miscellaneous >> The Collar Pop

We have many free term papers and essays on The Collar Pop. We also have a wide variety of research papers and book reports available to you for free. You can browse our collection of term papers or use our search engine.

Essays from FratFiles.com
  1. The Collar Pop

    The Collar Pop. Let's just start by saying I am the last person in the world
    who ought to be giving fashion advise. My wardrobe consists ...

  2. Bicep Tendon

    ... with his arm for the running back only to find him hearing a pop in his ... The
    sternoclavicular joint is between the sternum and collar bone, it is the only bony ...

  3. Falling Down

    ... Bill is the ordinary white collar middle class guy. ... So, Bill gets a pop, but
    it's eighty five cents, and he needs fifty for the phone call. ...

  4. People'S Bank And Porter'S Five Forces

    ... in 1842, it opened as a general savings bank aimed at the blue-collar worker who ...
    Local "mom and pop" style banks are rapidly becoming a thing of the past. ...

  5. Rent - Musical

    ... deal with "marginal" Americans - '60s flower children, the blue-collar gypsy dancers ...
    true theater music from the eclectic energies of today's pop-rock, gospel ...

View More Papers...

The Collar Pop

Submitted by hittinspots44 on May 3, 2006

Category: Miscellaneous
Words: 792 | Pages: 4
Views: 116
Popularity Rank: 91,802
Average Member Grade: N/A (Add a Comment / Grade this Paper)

Let's just start by saying I am the last person in the world who ought to be giving fashion advise. My wardrobe consists largely of jeans, T-shirts, and hoodies. I don't own anything pink or baby blue, although apparently those are hbot colors for guys now, and I think trucker hats belong on the heads of truckers and little leaguers.

But I promise that if you hear me out I will never give fashion advise ever again. In fact, I pinky-swear. I'll just put my two cents in, and then you can go back to reading the comics or the police beat.

My Point
Popped collars have sparked a debate that's as heated as the Florida recount. Proponents of the "pop" say it is an attention-grabber which adds the finishing touch to a well-planned wardrobe. Dissenters criticize the fad as an example of fashion's absurdity, a testament to the ills of affluence and arrogance. As I was coaching my 15U summer baseball team last week I heard one player say, "It's like wearing a sign on your neck that says 'I'm a tool, don't date me.'"
I don't see the appeal. Call me a fashion realist, but having a couple extra inches of cotton around my neck is more of a burden than a statement. If I want to keep my neck warm or block ou the sun's UV rays, I'll wear a turtleneck. And collars standing at full attention hinder your peripheral vision. That's very distracting.
And let's not get started on maintenance. Keeping your collar crisp and pointing up at a perfect 70-degree angle is a full-time job. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
I'll admit that I've tried the "pop" once or twice. But in my defense, I performed the experiment strictly for the purposes of curiosity, in the safety and security of my own room. When I was a kid, I would catch praying mantises in jars and try to provoke a death-match by shaking the jar. Same idea, different circumstances.

The More the Merrier?
One popped...

You must Login to view the entire paper.
If you are not a member yet, Sign Up for free!