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The Advantages Of Stupidity

The Advantages of Stupidity


Most people say being stupid will lead no where. They claim that it is the
worst possible condition in which to spend one's life, and if possible, it
should be completely avoided. They would even suggest if the symptoms of
stupidity are caught in the early stages, it could easily be treated by a
surgeon. The most effective method used to do this is the chainsaw technique,
later described in volume two. Yet, perhaps if people took a closer look at
some of the advantages stupidity had to offer, they wouldn't have such a
negative attitude toward it. After reading this paper, one will understand the
advantages of stupidity.
Admittedly, stupidity has certain disadvantages. Life isn't a bowl of
cherries. And being stupid doesn't make it any fruitier. Being stupid can
annoy even the most sensitive people. If one acts stupid, and does it in the
wrong crowd, like a group of adults, it will seem more immature than funny. If
one is forced to act stupid while dealing with lower life forms, for example,
high school teachers, one may encounter barriers such as cruelty and
insensitivity, with the utterance of statements like, "Think with your head
straight!" or, "You have a brain, use it." Yet these are all true, there are
still many advantages to stupidity. The first advantage is very easy to
understand. Stupid people are never asked to do a lot. Many have noticed that
people tend to steer away from someone they feel may be stupid. This is for a
very good reason. The stupidity which they posses makes a name for themselves,
a name which can be very difficult to shake. Possibly, it is a word which
describes the working habits of the person, such as "crappy". Yet, this
creates a positive situation for the stupid person. They will have a lot of
free time on their hands for more of lifes truly meaningful pleasures. Some of
these activities are combing facial hair, and counting the pixels on a Sony TV.
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